Nihongo to English
Nihongo To English blends language learning and stand-up humor as comedians Michelle MaliZaki and Michael Allen CPA (GoatVsFish) explore the quirks of Japanese and English—words that don’t translate, culture shocks, and why politeness can melt you faster than ice cream. Each episode moves freely between the two languages, revealing how funny and human bilingual life can be.
You’ll learn phrases, hear authentic conversation, and laugh about everything from Japanese idols and snacks to Ken-son humility and mistranslated signs.
Perfect for fans of Japanese culture, bilingual comedy, or learning Japanese the fun way.
Nihongo to English
Language Idols & Ice Kurīmu Dreams
In Episode 3 of Nihongo To English, Michelle and Michael dig into the everyday words that textbooks forgot—like how to pay your コーネツヒ (utilities)—and end up building an entire philosophy around ice cream, idols, and enlightenment.
They talk about:
🍵 Early days learning Japanese before Google Translate
📖 Tiny paper dictionaries as accidental fashion accessories
💸 Exchange rates, senbei aging “like whiskey,” and the mystery of 十⼋年もの (18-year-old)
🍦 The viral アイスクリーム (Aisukurīmu) idol song — and the deeper meaning of “yori” vs. “yorimo”
🎤 Their master plan to debut as Language Idols (and Michelle as the “Anti-Aidoru”)
🪷 And finally, enlightenment—Japanese-style humility and how even Buddha might say, “I’m not that enlightened.”
It’s a full scoop of bilingual banter, cultural humor, and linguistic discovery—served with sprinkles of self-awareness.
Japanese words featured:
- コーネツヒ — utilities
- 為替レート — exchange rate
- 十⼋年もの — aged 18 years
- より vs よりも — expressing comparisons
- アイドル/アンチアイドル — idol / anti-idol
✨ Listener homework:
What’s your favorite ice cream flavor—and what would your “idol self” say when fans shout 何が好き⁉︎ (Nanigaski!?)? 🍨
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🎙️ Nihongo To English No Show — a bilingual comedy podcast by Michelle MaliZaki and Michael Allen (GoatVsFish).
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