Nihongo to English
Nihongo To English blends language learning and stand-up humor as comedians Michelle MaliZaki and Michael Allen CPA (GoatVsFish) explore the quirks of Japanese and English—words that don’t translate, culture shocks, and why politeness can melt you faster than ice cream. Each episode moves freely between the two languages, revealing how funny and human bilingual life can be.
You’ll learn phrases, hear authentic conversation, and laugh about everything from Japanese idols and snacks to Ken-son humility and mistranslated signs.
Perfect for fans of Japanese culture, bilingual comedy, or learning Japanese the fun way.
Nihongo to English
Rusty or Just Kenson? Numbers, Snacks, and Shrimp Media
Counting to ten turns into a comedy class as Michelle and Michael riff on 謙遜 (kenson: humble deflection), why shisometimes becomes yon, the “seven ate nine” joke, and the fine line between おごる (to boast / to treat). We wander through Niigata せんべい, “shrimp media,” and a fairy tale where Yuki-hime literally melts from too much politeness—then land on real phrases you can use without sounding… rusty.
What you’ll learn & laugh about
- 謙遜 (kenson): why Japanese compliments often get the humble “no, no, no”
- 錆びている (rusty): when English metaphors don’t quite port to Japanese
- Numbers in Japanese: zero–ten, teens, and counting by tens without traps
- Pronunciation pitfalls: 病院 (びょういん) vs. 美容院 (びよういん)
- おごる two ways: to boast vs. to treat someone to a meal (and how to say it)
- Culture corner: Yuki-hime, politeness, and speaking up before you… melt
Try these phrases
- 「すごいですね。」→ 「いえいえ、まだまだです。」(kenson in action)
- 「今日はご飯を奢ります。」(I’ll treat you to dinner today)
- 「ちょっと熱いです。」(It’s a bit hot) — polite and self-preserving!
Got a question or a clip for us to unpack?
Email the show (as mentioned in the episode): nihongotoenglishnoshow@gmail.com
We’ll feature your questions on a future ep!
🎙️ Nihongo To English No Show — a bilingual comedy podcast by Michelle MaliZaki and Michael Allen (GoatVsFish).
💌 Got a language or culture question? Email us at NihongoToEnglishNoShow@gmail.com
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